What Stinks?

We drove to Florida in our motor home, with our SUV in tow, to escape the cold northern winter.  We also brought our dog who loves to travel with us.  We are camped out at our favorite campground and part of our usual routine is that my fiance walks the dog along the dog path, picks up the poop, puts it in the poopy bag and then he throws it out in the designated trash can that they have placed along the dog path.  Sometime after the walk today, we decided to take a long drive in our SUV.  Upon getting into the SUV, I mentioned to my honey that it stunk in there.  He shrugged it off as he didn't smell anything.  We drove and drove and drove.  In fact, we stopped at various stores along the way and at one of our stops I decided to stay in the SUV and "cook" as I like to call it.  I just sat with the heater on, sun shinning in and I got all toasty and warm and ended up falling asleep and took a nap.   The next stop was Sam's Club.  I did get out for that and we picked up a few supplies.  Upon getting back into our SUV, again, I smell this God awful smell!  Now it's stronger than before.  I say to him again....."What IS that stinking smell?"    He says, in a matter-of-fact way......"Oh, I guess it's the dog poop.....I forgot to throw it out in the trash so I put it in the back of the SUV!!!!!    "YOU DID WHAT?   You mean we've been driving around for hours, and I've been napping in this closed up vehicle for 45 minutes, "cooking" and smelling POOP?  Why on earth did you put it in the SUV?"  He gave some lame excuse, it was not important to him.......HE wasn't the one who slept with the sweet smell of hot shit in the vehicle!!!!  So, what does he do next?  He gets the poopy bag out and throws it in Sam's Club trash can right at the front door where all the consumers can enjoy the sweet smells of hot shit as they enter and exit!!